underwear!

I’m not wearing underwear!

Okay, yes I am. That was just a Christopher Guest quote.

But your iPod isn’t wearing underwear yet! Not until you click below to reveal the magic of the first single off ORCHESTRATED UNDERWEAR, “(It’s True That I Don’t Buy Underwear) Because I’m Single.” Please also enjoy the non-album B-Side “Please Smoke in Bed.” But don’t really do that. Smoke in bed that is.

In fact, you should never take advice from Big Mama Schlomo. Except to listen to his music.

(It’s True That I Don’t Buy Underwear) Because I’m Single

Please Smoke in Bed

Okay, kids, play safe until I see you again real soon!
Big Mama Schlomo