Holidays on the Dole!

MerryHappy Christmahanukwanzaakah, Kittens:

As has become something of a bizarre tradition for me, it’s holiday time and I’m sending a little EP your way. It’s called “Holidays on the Dole!”, and it’s a really winner-winner chicken dinner.

Murderous cats! Phony radio advertisements! Vaguely British totally uptight mothers! Sleigh bells! All with original and traditional holiday music.

Holidays on the Dole!” also features my new song, “Checkmate,” which *is* a jaunty waltz and is *not* a chess metaphor.

In case you haven’t caught on, you can download a zip file of the whole dern thing right here. Like all of my other releases to date, it is completely 100% free. I’d kindly appreciate it if you’d make a charitable donation, though. Your choice.

For sound nerds: fuck mp3s. I am so tired of mp3s. The zip file contains .aif files, which will play just dandy in yer iTuneses and on your iDevices. Trust me. I’ve done my researches.

And, in case you can’t tell from the name of the fifth track, “Holidays on the Dole!” probably isn’t safe for work, unless you’re Dan Savage or me.

Ok, kittens. A blessing on your head.

Love,
Big Mama Schlomo

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