Ya know, maybe we should have White History Month. Except it would have to be HONEST White History Month.
A brief history of white people:
You spent most of your early history hating people who lived just over the next hill for having a slightly different word for fish or building their huts from different grass. Then you built boats and spent the last millennium hating everyone else and wreaking global destruction with your guns, germs, penises, religion and monetary policy.
WHITE PEOPLE COULDN’T HANDLE WHITE HISTORY MONTH